Well that was the most pointless trip of my life. If you are feeling randy do not come to Cologne
September 11, 2016 § Leave a comment
Well that was the most pointless trip of my life. If you are feeling randy do not come to Cologne. I knew they had moved the Esmeraldas to a purpose built brothel on the edge of town—in the aptly named Hornstraße—but that kind of thing does not interest me, fuck factories. So stubbornly I thought I could find some sinful paradise in Koln city centre still, and was therefore extremely disappointed. Chez Moi in Palmstraβe, brothel/hostess bar? with 4 “girls”, all in their 50s or 60s. Stardust stripclub with long runway style stage, 9 young girls, 8 rubbish, one big blonde quite nice but not enough to stay for, and small beers 6.50 each. And that was it. I found many of the other alleged strip clubs and they were all dark and closed down. What is the world coming to, literally. I know what —– would say, “They’re at home, fucking their girlfriends, dickhead!”. I can’t help thinking is this what I gave up —– for? All the way to Cologne for sweet FA. But yes—this freedom is what I gave up —— for.